Laugh in Haiku

My niece comes to me,
Blindly groping for her way,
My hat on her head.

My ears are bleeding,
I really hate my neighbor,
Violin novice.

A pink bubble gum
That I blew up without end
Have burst on my face.

The spring has come yet,
Pollen flutters on my nose,
People say “Bless you !”

Too early lecture
Make a symphony in me,
Complain of hunger.